I may have mentioned before that my youngest child is a…um…nudist. Well…he is. Naked as a jaybird…whatever that means.
Until recently, it was not at all uncommon for my son to go streaking over to any random neighbors house…as long as they have dogs…he loves to visit the neighbors dogs. On a side note, though…I tell him he should wear underwear because one day, a dog is going to mistake his wiener for a doggy treat. THAT wouldn’t be very good!!
I say recently because I absolutely had to put the ka-bosh on his nudist ways. HAD TO. People were starting to talk. It was getting em-bare-ass-ing…oh I am sooooo funny!! ANYHOO…I informed him that the nakey police would come and take him to jail if he didn’t start wearing, at least, underwear to run around the neighborhood in. I mean…c’mon. There is only so much nakedness that a neighborhood should have to endure.
Well, so now, he is afraid that “the nakey police will take me away and I’ll be gone forever and you’ll never see me again.” So he wears underwear before running out of the house to go and play with random neighbors dogs.
What’s my point of this story, you may be asking yourself. Patience, my little friend…I had to do a big lead in…
NOW…which leads me to the point of my story…
My son goes to pre-school…which is over for the summer…
One day…on a Tuesday, I believe…not that that should matter but anyway…he had a substitute pre-school teacher. Her name is Lois.
She…lives in my neighborhood.
She…has experienced his royal nakedness…first hand!
So, this day, the day she substitute taught my son’s pre-school class…she asked him…
“So, what are you known for in our neighborhood?”
Yes…she REALLY did ask him that…
And…his response…
“Being NAKEY and running from the NAKEY POLICE.”
Yes…that is his real response..
One day he is going to be arrested for sit down protesting the legalization of marijuana. And…he’ll be naked while doing so!!
Oh yeah…What a way to make your Mommy proud!
