I know that I said I was taking a few days off but…I had to make you privy of a little talk I had with hubby…
Him: So…what does BFF mean?
Me: Why?
Him: Because one of your friends said that you and she are BFF and I’m so not sure what that means.
Me: (insert me rolling eyes and sighing out of exasperation and the pure ignorance of my stupid yet handsome husband)
Him: SO…what does it mean…big fat fucker?
Me: Best Friends Forever…moron. (yeah, we’re sweet like that to each other)
Him: Oh. Like us.
Me: Yeah, like us.
See…he may do stupid things like friend ex-lesbian ex-girlfriends on facebook and sneak to meet them but…then he goes and says sweet things like that….and TOTALLY means it!!




