After jazz class, my friend and I usually head over to 7-11 for a Crystal Light Slurpee. Loves me those slurpees! BTW…Cherry Limeade Crystal Light…um…ORGASMIC!
Anyhoo…
We pull into the parking lot and see another chick that we both know. My friend knows her through her kids. I know her because her husband is good friends with my husband. Personally…I don’t like her. I think she is, well…dag nasty. Serious EWWWW factor. You turn to stone the instant you look at her.
Aside from that…I don’t like her personality much either. She is the type of person that…everything you do, NOT GOOD. Everything she does…the BEST. In her own opinion. And…she’ll let you know, too. She flipping turned her nose up at us for taking dance class. I say, sit and spin butt munch, sit. and. spin.
Also, she is a MAJOR pot smoker. All day long. Smoke pot. Roll and choke. When she isn’t smoking pot…she’s smoking cigarettes.
She’s been doing that FOREVER. But, who am I to judge. Considering…I’m waaaaay better than she is.
So…I was filling up my medium sized Slurpee cup with my poison of choice. Cherry Limeade…oh, my mouth…it’s watering.
She…comes up to me and asks me what flavor I’m getting. And without looking at her, I tell her. I wouldn’t want to turn to stone without enjoying my slurpee first. Then, I take a sip…and have to mask the massive orgasm that hits me (just kidding but…love Cherry Limeade!)
You know what she says to me? She says…hold on…have to crack up again first…ahem…
She says…
“Oh, I don’t drink the Crystal Light ones. I don’t like to put those chemicals into my body.”
It was all I could do from laughing in her face…and I tried really hard to keep the snot from flying out my nose…
No…the only chemicals she likes to put into her body…her temple…are the chemicals in the marijuana and tobacco. Sure…I don’t blame her. That’s a much, much healthier lifestyle. My bad!
