Politics. Don’t get it. Don’t like it. And excuse me for sounding like an ingnoramus but..on the most part…I could care less!
But…
I voted. I always vote. It’s my constitutional right that I like to exercise every now and again.
I did an absentee ballot. Because on Tuesday…my kids don’t have school. And I REFUSE to wait in the estimated 2 hour long lines…with kids that are whiny and bored and hungry and tired and have to pee…gah…
So, I marched my expanding booty into the County Clerks office, checked a little box that said I would be indisposed of on Tuesday, and I marked in those little boxes.
But…I gotta tell you. I honestly couldn’t decide who to vote for. And…some of you may hate me for what is about to flow from my head to my fingers to my screen right now…but so be it.
I think that our choices SUCK!! Yep. You heard me right. SUCK BIG HUGE DONKEY BALLS.
Obama. He’s a hottie. Yep. I wouldn’t kick him out of my bed for talking politics. He has movie star charisma. But…
He creeps me out a bit. For every good thing I hear about him, there are 5 bad things.
And…to be compared to Kennedy. Dude…that isn’t a good thing. Kennedy wasn’t able to complete his term. So…that isn’t exactly something I would go around boasting about!!
And McCain…
EW. To me, he is whiny. And old. As dirt. And about to drop dead. Maybe, in his heyday…he would have been a good choice. But with that chick as his running mate…not so sure. Besides…he is NOT hot. And I would DEFINITELY kick him out of my bed for talking politics.
Biden…I like him…I think. Well…I like him better that Palin. Who, to me…is about as equipped to run the good old U. S of A as I am of running the P.T. of A!!! She…SUCKS!! But…I’m sure she’d be really fun to go out drinking and dancing with. We’d probably pick up a lot of guys together!!
But yes…I voted.
There is no lesser of two evils.
Neither guy is going to be able to get our country out of the mess we are in. We’re too deep in quicksand and sinking fast.
But I voted based upon the Vice Presidential Candidates. Because…I couldn’t decide between the Presidential ones.
Now, if you’ll excuse me…
I’m going to pack my bags and move to a deserted island for the next 4 years or so…
I may, or may not, take my husband and kids with me!!
